| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the break down of the odds of the 2016 NHL Draft Lottery |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The best odds belongs to the Toronto Maple Leafs at 20% |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Next up are the Oilers with 13.5% chance of winning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have the 3rd best odds at 11.5% |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Matthews's hometown, Arizona Coyotes only has a 6.5% chance of bringing him home |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Matthews would be great, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but I would be happy even if we walk away with one of the Finns. Laine or Puljujärvi would thrive playing with the Sedins |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Toronto Maple Leafs had just won the draft lottery... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And Winnipeg and Columbus would be selecting 2nd and 3rd in this order |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we have fell to 5th overall |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't know anything about the NHL, the Canucks, the Drafts or the prospects, you can leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The lottery is rigged! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is absolute bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE F**K! The League changes the lottery format just to f**k us up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Columbus selects 3rd?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Winnipeg selects 2nd?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If we stuck with the format from last year, we would of just be picking 3rd! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | God damn it Edmonton! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If they don't suck year after year, the league won't be changing the lottery format every single year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furhrer, we could still get a good player at 5th |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THIS AIN'T THE SAME AS THE TOP 3 PICKS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furhrer, we could draft a Defenceman at 5th to fill our needs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | UNDER THE OLD-FORMAT, IF TORONTO WINS THE DRAFT LOTTERY WE SHOULD BE SELECTING 3RD! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOT 5TH! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was a stressful season |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was hoping for a rewarding top 3 draft pick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So this season could be less painful to look back to |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Since Februrary, I was hoping for us to loose |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because I wanted to get a top 3 pick! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I was on team tank. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now! We are screwed over by the league once again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have never had the 1st overall pick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I liked our chances this year! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why is the format changed this year! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why? Why? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The year that we had the worst finished since 1999 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we don't even get a top 3 draft pick! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Atleast in 1999, we got the Sedins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But this year we don't even get a Laine or Puljujärvi |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DISAPPOINTED SINCE GAME 7 OF THE 2011 CUP FINAL! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you don't watch hockey anyways |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now what can we do about this... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess we have to focus on who is available at 5th overall |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This could of been worse... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we could fell to 6th... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Atleast Toronto, Columbus and Winnipeg aren't in our division |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or else it could be our worst nightmare |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Will see what Trevor and Benning decides to do |
