Bitler loses to Myriadcoin

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Myriadcoin attacks Bitler's Bitcoin.

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00:00 - 00:03Myriad is sending several algos onto the beaches of Normandy,
00:04 - 00:05and several more toward the Eastern front.
00:05 - 00:07Sha and scrypt are coming from the east,
00:08 - 00:12while qubit, skein, and groestl approach from the west.
00:12 - 00:15We can't hold them off for much longer.
00:17 - 00:19And we only have a single algo?
00:19 - 00:21Sha256?
00:24 - 00:26Mein furher...
00:27 - 00:28we only have...
00:31 - 00:33We only have a single algo.
00:34 - 00:36They will overwhelm us with five.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Kaiter, Yurog, Krebbs, and Potok.
01:13 - 01:15That's why I said five!
01:15 - 01:17I told you idiots five!
01:18 - 01:23How can we compete with a single algo versus five?
01:25 - 01:28Bitcoin will never compete with Myriad.
01:29 - 01:31We will succumb to the many algos.
01:31 - 01:34There is no way we can survive this assault.
01:34 - 01:37We'll be burned by the many types of hashing.
01:37 - 01:40We need more algos!
01:40 - 01:42Mein furher, we can't add more algos now.
01:42 - 01:46Why not five algos for bitcoin?!?
01:46 - 01:48Mein furher, the Chinese will never allow us to change or add algos.
01:48 - 01:52The Chinese will cost us this war!
01:53 - 01:54We're screwed!
01:56 - 01:57Why didn't we change in 2011?
01:57 - 02:00Fuck me we should have adapted!
02:00 - 02:03We'll never escape now.
02:04 - 02:08Myriad will overwhelm us and we'll burn!
02:08 - 02:13Burn on the ASICs that are now hashing for Myriad!
02:14 - 02:16And we had the chance to change,
02:17 - 02:21but we missed it, now we're dead like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Now we must consider some other options,
02:30 - 02:34some other drastic options.
02:34 - 02:36We will offer other algos,
02:41 - 02:42on sidechains...
02:43 - 02:47Sidechains! That will save us from the myriad of Myriad's algos!
02:48 - 02:53They can not compete with Bitcoin!
02:54 - 02:56Bitcoin has been around for years.
02:56 - 02:59We'll not be brushed aside by an upstart!
03:00 - 03:02We'll tack on changes to stay ahead!
03:04 - 03:07It's hopeless, let's exchange our BTC for MYR.
03:14 - 03:16We can't let our troops see the terrible situation we're in.
03:19 - 03:23If we do, then all is lost.
03:25 - 03:26Lost...
03:31 - 03:33The trick, is to pretend.
03:40 - 03:46We'll act as though we support expanding distribution with sidechains,
03:46 - 03:49but it's all a ruse...
03:53 - 03:56though I'm afraid Myriadcoin will crush us in the end...