| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard about many great Destiel fanfics, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but none compare to the infamous Twist and Shout. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's said to have a great plot and be incredibly well-written; |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's beautiful but extremely tragic. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's so sad, in fact, that it apparently made everyone who read it cry themselves to sleep. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It can't be that bad, I mean, Steiner said |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the beginning is nothing but fluff and hot sex. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner finished it and was sobbing like there's no tomorrow. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Steiner has never once cried while watching SPN. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has already read Twist and Shout, leave until I've finished reading it. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't fucking believe this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought this was a happy story! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then the writers pull this crap on us! Sending Dean off to Vietnam, developing PTSD and Cas dying from AIDS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I can never listen to any Elvis or Beatles songs without crying like a baby! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They were supposed to have a happy ending like Sam and Jess! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I WILL cry over spilled milk! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will never recover from this! I can never move on! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The next time I see Cas and Dean on a Supernatural episode, I will lose it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's just a story. Get a hold of yourself! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You assbutt, it's more than just that! It is a profound piece of literature that RUINED me! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the canon Cas and Dean are still alive. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think that matters? In the Twist and Shout universe they're either dead or crestfallen. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can't believe those authors are cruel enough to put us through this! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How dare they make us think everything will be alright for the first half? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I honestly thought this fic would leave me feeling happy and that all those readers were sissies! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But now here I am feeling like my soul has been ripped in half! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will never, I repeat NEVER, recover from that work of evil! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will never be able to go to a beach without tearing up! I will never hear about the Vietnam War without thinking about Dean and poor, sweet Adam! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will never stop crying when I think about how Cas' love left him and wouldn't touch him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will never stop thinking about their cruel fate and how shitty it is! My heart goes out to all the readers and Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't understand why they couldn't have a future together. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why did nothing work out for them? Why? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They could have lived on that island with the picket fence. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They could have been happy. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They could have grown old together! They could have recovered from the past and painted a bright future! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of having a beaten and broken veteran with an equally angsty dead AIDS victim! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dean and Cas deserved more than that! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They deserved the world, they deserved the ocean not to drown them with its waves! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why did that asshole Michael have to live while my precious cinnamon bun Cas has to rot six feet under? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we can watch cute Destiel AMVs later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's not fair, it's just not fair. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They were clearly soulmates, it could have been them against the world, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but nooooo. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need a drink to forget about this. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But then again, I'll be reminded about Dean's alcoholism and feel even shittier. I can never escape Twist and Shout. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That story deserves its praise, it deserves to be more well-known than Mein Kampf. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I want to jump off a cliff. |
