| 00:01 - 00:07 | After taking the tough decision to relieve Lesley Mark Hughes of his duties |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Premier League struglers Stoke City FC |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Can finally announce That Quique Sanchez Flores |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Is to be their new Manager |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | He has some big boots to fill |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Tony Wadington, Lou Macari, Steve Cotteril, Chris Kamara |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To name just 4 |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | As they say in Stoke. |
| 00:36 - 00:40 | City, City, Tell the lads in Red & White |
| 00:41 - 00:43 | Everything will be alright, |
| 00:44 - 00:48 | City, City. youre the pride of all our hearts today |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | And in other news, we have just nuked San Francisco |
