| 00:00 - 00:03 | The response to the Chevy Bolt has been positive overall. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | People are excited about the base features such as technology, range and price. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, three days ago Tesla Motors unveiled their Model 3. |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | It was marketed to have around the same range and be slightly less expensive than the Bolt. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | There is no way people will want a car they have to wait 2 years to receive. |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | They will flock to purchase the Bolt instead. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tesla... |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | Tesla announced it will have 215 miles of range and go 0-60 in less than 6 seconds. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | Tesla has already received over 300,000 reservations for the Model 3. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for the Bolt's Lead Designer, Electrical Engineer and Project Lead. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the actual FUCK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You've had years to design the Bolt, and now you are telling me it is a piece of shit?! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | We are the largest automaker in the US |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | and we are being outmatched by a rocket scientist with a stutter! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All we had to do was come up with a simple ordinary design. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Instead we come up with something that looks like it was drawn with a crayon!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its an electric car, not a bigwheel! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, we modeled it after the Spark EV! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WE SOLD LIKE 7 SPARKS! WTF were you thinking?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, our best designer did the Spark EV! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's a downsy shitbag with no vision! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get rid of him! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Tesla has only been selling cars for 8 years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they come out with sexy cars that people want. |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | We are stuck over here looking like monkeys trying to figure out a magic trick!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You are all a disgrace! I might even buy myself a Model 3 at this rate!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But now I wouldn't even get the Federal Tax Credit if I did! |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | We had the EV market within our grasp and you shit all over it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have we even worked out the battery supply deal with LG? |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | How are we supposed to build the Bolt |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | if we don't have batteries? Get your shit together guys! |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Tesla has an entire factory dedicated to theirs. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Gall! |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | They release their model with 15 more miles of range and with better acceleration?! |
| 02:48 - 02:54 | Tricky bastards, they think they can one up us at every turn and make us look stupid... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and here we are stuck with our heads up our assess... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With you idiots leading this massacre of a project... |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | We are the embarrassment of the auto maker world now! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Its okay Lana, we can just apply to work at Tesla. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Put down a reservation for the Model 3... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | On second thought, better make it two reservations |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe... |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Maybe we can copy their design once we get it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can save all of your jobs by copying a bunch of skinny jeans wearing nerds... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Damn children... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get out of my sight... |
