| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Men's Basketball Schedule has been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our travel budget has been increased |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We start the conference season playing Houston and SMU |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are new Texas teams to the league |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we expect the enemy to only have two maybe three thousand fans most nights in the stands |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Enough of these shit teams |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | tell me when we face those 35,000 fans in the Carrier Dome and play them in March at MSG. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | They left for the ACC and took Notre Dame and Pitt with them and Louisville is joining next year |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They are hosting ESPN Gameday and playing their new BFF Duke this year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is a UConn Chick Hoops Fan leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Leaving the Big East? It is the best hoops league ever! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where is that little shit Marinara? I'm going to skull fuck that asshole for letting them leave! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! Playing in a crappy ACC. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Boston College! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No tournaments, no fans! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Superfans with popped collars and no fucking wins! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Big East screwed over the big teams like Cu.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Let Cuse leave, those Orange Fucks with their gigantic fan base! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they don't want to play every weekend at shitholes like DePau... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition when they play us! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Friggin Syracuse ruining our only sellout of the year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We win three National Championships and yet they are the Big Dog in the Big East! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will finially rule the Big East! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hope those Upstate Hayseeds will choke on Grits from a dirty Wafflehouse! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hope Boeheim knows it is all Denny's Down South! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why are they leaving? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will crush them and we still have Big Monday and Madison Square Garden! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed as we have all the Catholic Schools and NYC is ours |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history that Georgetown always rules in March! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Big East can still send three teams to the Final Four like the Old Days |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What The Fuck Am I Saying? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My Watch Says, "It's 3 pm and Georgetown Still Sucks!" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We'll run the league ourselves and stay a Big Dog! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Heidi, we still have Tuesday Night Football games at Memphis. |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | It won't be all bad, more games in front of 4,000 fans at our cozy campus gym |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll be doing the heavy lifting now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Free on Fall Saturdays, now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll still be relevant. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My golf game will improve with those Florida and Texas trips. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll even like Country Music and wearing cowboy boots |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll survive with $2M in TV Money |
