| 00:00 - 00:03 | Before we leave on our trip to Blackpool |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here again is the plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will start the day at Valhalla |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then to Infusion and the River Caves |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before lunch at the Big Pizza Kitchen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nonsense. We will start at the Wild Mouse |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's historic and it did well one year in the Mitch Hawker poll |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Wild Mouse is no longer operating |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was demolished without warning last week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone without a Pleasure Beach Season Pass, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they out of their minds? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Wild Mouse is the best ride in the park |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There's only two of its kind left in the world |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's 60 years old this year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it's rough, it's intense |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it makes me feel young and alive |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and to think it's been demolished just like that |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | without giving the fans any notice or farewell |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but the marketing team were on leave over Christmas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think this was planned on Christmas Day? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but it would have been chaos if the fans knew |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So the park just secretly demolish it instead |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a complete insult! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Corkscrew, Bubbleworks, Eurosat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All had fan events before they were demolished |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why couldn't Blackpool do the same? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Phantasialand treat their fans with less contempt |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Europa-Park would be selling blocks of wood already |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it really too much to ask? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why am I surprised? These are the people who bulldozed the Cyclone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Some say the park isn't a museum |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that it's time for the heritage to go |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bollocks! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just look at RCDB |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The modern coasters are no match for the woodies |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The guests aren't visiting for this shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what will replace the Mouse this season? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll wager it will be another bloody fountain |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | another bloody fountain! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the dancing water show remains |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It could have been a good season |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with the new Mack launched coaster |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but this ruins it all |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the launch speed has been reduced |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can only wonder what will be demolished next |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope it's not Alice in Wonderland |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or the River Caves |
