| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mueller's investigation is proceeding rapidly |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has four indictments |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And two guilty pleas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to start considering the possibility of Donald Jr. being indicted |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And begin considering a potential pardon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Totally unneccesary |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fox and Brietbart will convince the public that it's fake news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Donald... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bannon |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bannon publicly called it treason |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And said Mueller will crush Jr. like an egg |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who believe I can still out-smart Mueller, stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT FAT ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I fucking gave Breitbart credibility! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave them the legitimacy of being a WH press outfit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this fat fuck front stabs me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Bannon will pretend? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Pretend that Brietbart didn't know? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They were flooded with Russian ad revenue! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're as fucking complicit as we are |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Someone in this room may be wearing a wire! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK IT! I hope Mueller hears this! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Donald, this is not wise. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck wise, if I go down I bring them all down |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bannon and Brietbart too! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They fucking knew |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those rat fuckers regurgitate Russian talking points like vomit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And they pretend to be clean?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who was buying ads during the campaign you cunts? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE FUCKING RUSSIANS. Putin's fucking trolls! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They fucking knew the same as us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to rat fuck him like a journalist getting killed by PUTIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I trusted him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I understand differences, but telling our base its not fake news? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is what will fuck us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am so fucked. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am going to fire Mueller, fuck it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least then my base will be reminded I have balls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because now I look like a fucking cuck! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I am not! I have a huge dick! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Look at these fucking hands! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't know they're small |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps we pin this on Jr. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd pin it on Eric if I could |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or in a perfect world Tiffany |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I can't. His hands are too dirty. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do it. Pin it all on him. ALL OF IT. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm not fucking going down. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me three scoops of ice cream |
