| 00:01 - 00:07 | An in other news |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | On NationStates |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | there is an election for Secretary General |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Caelapes look likes the winner |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | But there is a dark horse |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Sperland will win next time! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | He will win! |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Stop Raiding on small regions! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Stop Godmodding and start roleplaying properly |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Stop Mod Dictatorship! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | President Kim-Jung Un supports Caelapes |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | because he's a communist and Caelapes will destroy NationStates |
