| 00:00 - 00:03 | Caelapes is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And Kaalmi is here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Black halks is also |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | doing well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it looks like Idi Amin is doing crap |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And obviouslly Sperland is winning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Obviously |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sperland....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sperland has only five votes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Caelapes is winning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't vote for Sperland get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with these NationState Citizens! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They vote for bastards like me, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Raiders, Fascists and Murders! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This Black Halks guy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | a fascist!!!.....like me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And this communist!!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He's the same as the rest of them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not voting for Sperland is like saying no to cake! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he has terrible policies |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Terrible policies?! You fool! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are terrible Mein Fuhrer! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He wants to Stop Mod Dictatorship! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stop godmodding! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Stop raiding small regions! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He is the only candidate that's impartial! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That has an actual brain |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We can't have a leader that has an ideology! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That makes as much sense as Caelapes!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It makes no sense! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you vote for Caelapes, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If you vote for Kaalmi, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If you vote for anyone apart from Sperland |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NationStates will go to hell! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need someone to stand up for small regions! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We need someone to stand up against Mods! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need someone who can bring about change! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You three fascists! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A vote against Sperland is a vote for fascism |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even if you vote for the communist! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, Sperland will win sometime! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ye make no sense to me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | NationStates has gone to the dogs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're fecked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The communist will turn NS into a dictatorship |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Like here in the Reich |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | God save NationStates |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe they'll have sense next tme |
