| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have been checking out all the posts on reddit.com/r/oculus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and believe some people are already receiving their Rifts. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Palmer himself even hand delivered the first pre-order to this guy in Alaska. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He didn't even had a PC at hand - |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but they fixed that and bough him a brand new VR rig. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And while he did that they were probably - |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | dispatching UPS trucks to deliver the other pre-orders. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Various backers... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | are reporting... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are reporting they've yet to receive their CV1, let alone a tracking number. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Unlike Palmer said none of the EU backers have received their Rift. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with a normal pre-order who didn't back them on Kickstarter leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HE SAID ALL THE BACKERS WOULD BE FIRST IN LINE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY EVEN ANNOUNCED IT IN AN UPDATE ON KICKSTARTER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU'RE NOW TELLING ME [muffled sound] I now have to wait a bit longer? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [muffled sound] I even was one of the first to back the project |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [muffled sound] He even said it on Twitter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | On Twitter he said backers would receive their CV on march 28th. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU WOULD IMAGINE BY THIS TIME THEY WOULD KNOW HOW TO SHIP PACKAGES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AT LEAST NOT LIKE THE GIANT MESS THEY DID WITH THE KICKSTARTER REWARDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bear in mind that it's a lot more units now... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WITH DK2 IT WAS THE SAME STORY - IT TOOK AGES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But still - those were still only developer kits. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't even think straight when a UPS truck passed by... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALL OVER AGAIN!!1 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And i kept telling my friends it wouldn't take years for VR to take off - |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that it wouldn't be like the nineties again, with all these empty promisses - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | this would be the real deal and it came bundled with Doom3. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [muffled sound] But they took that from us and all I got was a steam giftcard in return. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [muffled sound] I wanted to be a badd ass space marine and - SHOOT DEMONIC SPAWN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IN VIRTUAL REALITY... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I DON'T CARE THAT THE ANIMATION SEQUENCES IN BETWEEN WERE BROKEN. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A god damn space marine... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With a chainsaw I could control by using a regular controller. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I didn't even think about motion controllers at that time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had the whole weekend planned... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FIRST AN UNBOXING VIDEO WHILE MY PC WAS UPDATING TO THE LATEST VIDEO DRIVERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE FIRST ON YOUTUBE AND WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A LOT OF VIEWS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But fortunately we still have a backup plan... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to kick ass on Twitch with our EVE Valkyrie clan. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I ONLY WANT THE BEST PILOTS IN MY TEAM! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry - I used to be a noob too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Soaring through space - |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | come to think of it: a space pilot is almost a space marine. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's something. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or do you guys have a better idea? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could always pre-order a HTC Vive - but then I need to build a special bunker for a roomscale setup. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And create a new Steam account - |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | since my last one was banned. |
