| 00:00 - 00:03 | It would seem he's still going through with being called King. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It goes against all lore! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have no choice but to one-day alt assassinate him. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have express permission from the LT to have Malin come back to call him a blasphemer. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We simply need to find someone to play as Malin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get Connor. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will really rustle Tristin's jimmies. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lore Master |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Connor |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Connor is too afraid to show his face to an actually successful ruler. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Connor is off trying to become class president. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Astartes, Whimsy, Elohra, and Ebs are to stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANT SOMEONE TO JEW HIM NOW |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WANT THAT SMUG LOOK WIPED OFF HIS FOREHEAD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You have NO idea the importance of making sure he isn't called King. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We must make sure their RP is not dynamic. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE LT MUST CONTROL EVERYTHING. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want Laureh'lin to become the LotC equivalent of the Great Utah Salt Flats. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You have all failed miserably at your simple jobs. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ESPECIALLY you cum-stain of a Whimsy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lore Master, I can only be a shit villain so many times. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then go back ANOTHER time, and ANOTHER time. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not that easy, I may actually get banned. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a SHIT about whether or not you get banned? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU WILL BE A MARTYR. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You will all be martyrs. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sacrificing yourselves for the great Lore Team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Astartes, your Skype arguments are fucking childish. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ebs, write up some bullshittery like you always do, you poor excuse of a "Pen of Malin". |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Elohra, your assassination attempt was pitiful and did not evoke the right amounts of salt from them. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Must I do everything myself? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Must I bring out the fifty pages of secret lore to rub in their dynamic RP faces? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We LT must stroke our own ego. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We do, after all, follow the Great Lore Master Connor's footsteps. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He tasked us to make their lives hell. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have no choice. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will drag Connor back from auditioning for plays or whatever his freaky ass does for fun. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He WILL play Malin and he WILL win over the hearts of the Ame. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We will wipe our asses with their dynamic RP. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will constantly bombard them with shitty villains. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The one-day alt assassins will never cease as long as I'm LM! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shh, the tyranny is almost over, blue-haired elf. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will see to Malinor rising again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I promise the streets will be rife with edgelords and Malinorians. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more "King". |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The time has come. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Too long has it been since a breeze rolled through Malinor, or that we bid Karin'ayla to the filthy Valah. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We must do the unthinkable this day, fellow individualists. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...Release the Connor. |
