| 00:00 - 00:04 | Wrexham beat the bin-dippers 3:0. And Robbie Evans scored. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Ha ha fantastic. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | And the boys in blue had a player sent off. We got a penalty. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Hands up to the ref for that. Good call. |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | No seats ripped out as we stopped the lightweights drinking in the MRS. Shouldn't mix it with their meds anyway. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I bet they weren't happy. Kick off did it? |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | Nearly, but our THREE goals quietened the muppets down a bit. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nearly, |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Ha ha. They like our massive floodlights? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | They thought it was pagan magic. Lights in the sky! |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | They were waving at the lights. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Like puppies being shown a card trick . . |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Ha ha numpties! |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Have you done a jester in your nappy bro? |
