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Herr Klopp in meltdown after agony of penalty decision and draw

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00:00 - 00:01Derby day
00:00 - 00:03In many ways a great day
00:04 - 00:05Our fans travelled
00:05 - 00:07From everywhere except Liverpool
00:08 - 00:12To see a great game
00:12 - 00:15Our new stand looked lovely
00:17 - 00:19So we won then
00:19 - 00:21I went for a piss about 12 minutes from the end
00:24 - 00:26So gaffer
00:27 - 00:28Rooneyi
00:31 - 00:33The granny shagger got a peno
00:34 - 00:36Lovren fucked it again
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who felt it was a penalty leave now
01:13 - 01:15That ALLARDYCE
01:15 - 01:17Why always him? Allardyce
01:18 - 01:23Why always me? I gurn like I’ve been on the magic
01:25 - 01:28And pump my fists like a sted head.
01:29 - 01:30Oh dear
01:29 - 01:31Even the tea ladies
01:31 - 01:34Are laughing
01:34 - 01:37Apparently carragher
01:37 - 01:40Danny Murphy- all the legends
01:40 - 01:42John Barnes has weighed in
01:42 - 01:46Where is Tommy Smith when we need him to sort the blacks
01:46 - 01:48Court again- benefits fraud
01:48 - 01:52How many times now
01:53 - 01:54In his fake chair and
01:56 - 01:57Weird neck brace
01:57 - 02:00Nobody buys that
02:00 - 02:03Not even Kenny and he bought anything
02:04 - 02:08Suarez t-shirts- but nothing for me
02:08 - 02:13No rafatollah pictures
02:14 - 02:16No column in the sun like souness
02:17 - 02:21No Phil Collins punch up to pay off
02:27 - 02:29No cushy panel appearances
02:30 - 02:34No Robbie Fowler property seminars
02:34 - 02:36Just a gurning Austin powers
02:41 - 02:42With shit teeth
02:43 - 02:47Shit teeth and rubbish jokes about what
02:48 - 02:53My mum said when I came home
02:54 - 02:56Who wrote that- fucking tarbuck
02:56 - 02:59Or John fucking bishop
03:00 - 03:02At least he got teeth
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry everyone thinks bishops a cunt
03:14 - 03:16I was told the refs were all bought here
03:19 - 03:23Clive Thomas, Clattenberg, I was promised
03:25 - 03:26Dem yanks
03:31 - 03:33My ego is fucked
03:40 - 03:46How much longer has Rafa got?
03:46 - 03:49Send MIke AShley my cv- will gurn for money.
03:53 - 03:56And i’ll Write my own gags.