| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a map of AlphaGOs neural network |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe it is not perfect |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The machine learning algorithms are vulnerable |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | here, here and here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With smart play perhaps it can be defeated |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes in a Ko Battle |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | perhaps the machine can be made to fall |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Master |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lee Sodol |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lee Sodol entered a Ko battle and still lost 2-0 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It seems that this Google machine is unbeatable |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all single digit Kyu players leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is Google playing at? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The sacred game of go is just for humans |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not like that stupid one with the Queen and the little Pawns! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who ever heard of white going first?!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But no, not now in Weiqi |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have been playing on KGS for years, beating the stupid Monte Carlo bots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | created by morons with no Girlfriends |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why did Google have to get involved? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My master, they say it will have revolutionary applications outside of Go |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who cares, why do they have to piss on my game |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it is for the good of the human race |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What could be more important than the game of Go? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Seigen vs Honinbo, pure genius! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When I was a boy I made |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a go set out of buttons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so that I could study that game. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now a computer comes along and learns the game from scratch |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | playing over 1000 games a day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | learning more rapidly than any human. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This kind of underhand venture could only be from tax dodgers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So what now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Lee Sodol can't be counted on to beat it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Perhaps he'll even join them too. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just like that traitor. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That defeated European pro, who nobody knows the name of. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What am I to do, my joskei is stronger than ever |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but nothing can stand up to AlphaGO. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Should I take a 1 stone handicap? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Oh the shame of it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he would never do it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It seems that all is lost.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's the start of Skynet and the end of Humans |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We just evolve too slowly. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bring out my Goban. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll take some photos try and sell it on eBay. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I may get a few hundred dollars |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That's all we can do. |
