Mark blows top during Scoutcast
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Before we start the scoutcast Mark. There are new teams rewriting the English football map. So far, they have shown up here here, and here. Things have degenerated into casual paradise. All devoted players are doing horribly. Those who follow our web site are no longer necessary the best in the game. Many are panicking, sir. And we believe the reason is you. The reason is me? How can this be?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Before we start the scoutcast Mark. There are new teams rewriting the English football map. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Things have degenerated into casual paradise. All devoted players are doing horribly. Those who follow our web site |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | are no longer necessary the best in the game. Many are panicking, sir. And we believe the reason is you. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The reason is me? How can this be? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm Mr. FPL. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mark |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The truth is... |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Your team isn't going as we had hoped. It is in fact quickly approaching a rank of 3 million. |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | You failed to draft in Ramsey, Barkley and Yaya when everyone else did. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | You three stay. Anyone else with a better rank than mine, leave now. Then start the scoutcast recording. No fucking tune this time. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HELLO EVERYONE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know what you're all saying out there. That I'm finished. That I'm not MR. FPL anymore. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The hours I spend with this shit. I wrote the book on how to play FPL. |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | Now... all the glory is with those disgusting casuals. They have done NOTHING deserve it!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't even own a website. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They think Opta is an eye-wear manufacturer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Forty. Forty forty forty. Then forty again! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Mark, it get's worse I'm afraid. We've ran your data through the Professor's amazing machine. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | IT CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE. GRANVILLE ISN´T EVEN FUCKING MIFFED. |
| 01:46 - 01:50 | It came up with a very precise projection. If the trend continues... You will get 40 every week for the rest of the season. |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE BEACH SOCCER THING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | UKRAINE HAS NOBODY. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT'S ALL "SOLOMON ISLANDS HERE" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "SOLOMON ISLANDS THERE" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Barkley should stay on the bench where he belongs. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is 2013, you don't play kids. You spend 50 000 000£ on real players!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND JUST WHO THE ACTUAL FECK IS THIS... WAMSEY!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not miffed. NOT MIFFED. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | BUT I'M VERY VERY DISSAPPOINTED. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You´d think at least I did well in Paradise Risk. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then Granville goes and picks Remy. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | REMY! SCORED TWICE? HA!!! HAHA!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW COME YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ALL OF A SUDDEN. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHERE IS YOUR MIFFED, GRANVILLE. I LIVE FOR THOSE MOMENTS. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THIS IS A CONSPIRACY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THE WHOLE THING IS A SHAM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, this happens all the time. |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | I haven't even had any injuries. I Should be sailing. Singing. Cheerliy making fun of Granville. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I'm so sad. I'm like a lost little puppy... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "...save me" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Professors machine |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's no use arguing with it. I know how complex it is. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We don't even know how it works. But it makes fax noises. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So it must be accurate. |