| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, we have news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Evan is back from the Satoshi Roundtable. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were fortunate enough to get drunk with Ver here |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | and shared a beer with Bruce over here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is excellent. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now many whales will know about Dash. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrur |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Fluffypony... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He interviewed with Bitcoin Uncensored, and humiliated us. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | We are a laughing stock. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who does not run a Masternode, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the hell is happening!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We went to that damned nerd pit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to convince whales to invest in glorious Dash, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now they are flocking to Monero! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How could this happen? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We need to get Evan to do one. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He needs to interview and put this to rest, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and explain the advantages of our hybrid POS system! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Evan refused to interview at the event. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well slap a Go Pro on him. We'll do it live! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrur our funding is stretched thin |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well fire the PR company you hired; they obviously aren't working! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Is this the end? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remember Darkcoin? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We took that little thing mainstream, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and don't tell me I've wasted the past two years! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will launch a full speculative attack on Monero! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I did not ninja-mine this coin to end up broke and desolate! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The specs might be convoluted, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But Monero doesn't have one ounce of the heart I've put into this scam! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sorry, not scam. I meant coin. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This isn't just about money. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's about a shitload of money. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will not! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not watch the Masternodes fail one by one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And every one of you is thinking the same thing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The sooner you sell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And buy into Monero |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The bigger your eventual share of that shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the price is still under a dollar. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fine, that's it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even now all of you are itching to logon to Poloniex |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on your phones |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And dump on the Bid stack |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Until there's no one left who will pay a single satoshi for Dash. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Monero will moonrocket. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well I'm going down with the ship. |
