| 00:00 - 00:02 | Man this party blows |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | too many high school girls |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I think this party is pretty neat. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | I didn't ask kid. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Did you come here with a date? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Yes and no. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I drove someone here if that counts. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Oh, is it your girlfriend? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Give me a day and we will see. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I have a process. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | It's overly complex and gets me nowhere |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | but sooner or later I'll get in someones pants. |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I have not had any luck so far, |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | but I am feeling good about tonight. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | What's the problem with your approach? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | What's the problem? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | There's no problem. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Well how do you plan on attracting these junior girls then? |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | [Virginity intensifies] |
