| 00:00 - 00:02 | I want to show you our mental institute's top jackass |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Try not to pet him |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Kwaithex: Don't worry I'm on my pills |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Don't worry, me too |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Why did you scratch your balls using Rupert's hands? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Vandal wasn't available and Rupert volunteered |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | It felt like a unicorn swooped into my arse with full of grace |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | So when did you start to reside in mental? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | It was when I discovered I can call Cthulu |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Just using 3 goats, and an ounce of a dried out saliva |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | After smelling, I used the incantation and I blacked out |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | I woke up in mental with my sanity still normal |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | But the next thing happened wasn't very pleasing at any human's sight |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I saw Vandal and Rupert, trying to run through walls naked with their eyebrows shaved |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Want to know what happened next? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | I know what happened next |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | How do you know what happened next? You weren't there at all |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Sure I was. You were trying to eat bird shit and cement and got mental |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | (side effect's kicking in right now) |
| 00:51 - 00:58 | oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit |
