| 00:00 - 00:03 | Obamacare will be starting October 1st |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Healthcare reform will come sweeping in, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | taking every state by storm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | American's will be at their healthiest |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | since the creation of the tootsie pop |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We needn't worry. I'm sure the Republicans are doing everything they can to stop it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The American government was shut down yesterday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody's stopping it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who loves life, liberty, and equality, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Shut down government? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That shit can actually happen?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Republicans are all old white dudes, and this is the best they can do? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're the mother-fucking fathers of freedom! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A child could come up with better! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They've got an iron-clad constitution, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the most gun-loving supporters in the world, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they can't stop a law passed by hippies and pot smokers?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was Michelle Bachmann's idea! She's crazy smart |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE FUCK SHE IS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But she won the Iowa Straw Poll. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the hell does that have to do with anything? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Politicians are supposed to be smart! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They claim to be educated, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but they're acting like a bunch of spoiled shits! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They've even been comparing him to me! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you have any idea how much of a skull-fuck it is |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for a black guy to be called a nazi? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That shit's not supposed to be possible! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just how far are their heads up their own assholes? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't they see reason? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't they realized they're hurting their cause more than they're helping? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's so damn frustrating. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Democrats. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're up against fucking democrats! The role-over do nothings! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Their best is Bill Clinton, a man dumb enough to bring his affair to work! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We've got George Bush! Enough said! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Those people have less balls than Lance armstrong. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They're almost as chicken-shit as Canadians! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Canadians have great personalities. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it then. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Next they might even start eating healthy and giving up on pop. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The republican's are done. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I mean, there's nothing more they can do. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's not like they vote on something literally dozens of times to the same result. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nobody's that stupid. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | oh fuck. |
