| 00:01 - 00:06 | So, how well do you know these people on the forum ? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | I mean, you felt you could trust them, right ? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Just tell your story ...... |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | My husband had never had trouble before |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | It all started with the Hamster .... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No - please - go on .... |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | But hunny, you saw the pictures - how hard could it be .... |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | I had no idea .... |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | All I needed to do was to find the oil depth, and the Hamster was ideal for the job |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | We had all the equipment, the string etc, honestly, it looked like it was going to be fine .... |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | I .... I .... no ....... |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | So let's get this straight - you had the fork, a Hamster, and the piece of string .... so naturaly, what could go wrong ?. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | And you trusted these guys, right ? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Oh dear .....please excuse me ...... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | But Purple seemed to know what he was talking about .... |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Of course he did - |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | After all, a man tells you stick a Hamster down your fork leg - perfectly natural ...... |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | And you suspected absolutely nothing ? - what he was telling you to do made perfect sense ? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | My husband would take good care of the Hamster - we had the safety equipment all set up - the string etc ..... |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | And the snorkel ,,,,, |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | We even had small flippers for him .... |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | All the breathing apparatus |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | The emergency signal all worked out .... |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | He would have been prefectly fine down there |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Face mask in place .... |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | ..... |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | I don't see what's so funny - it was planned carefully .... |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | The Hamster would have been fine |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | OK - so was in innovative idea - but it could have worked |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | What ? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | You don't like Hamsters now ? |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | I think they're cute ..... |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Sorry about that folks ..... |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | I must have had something caught in my throat |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | So, in the end, what went wrong here ? |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | At what stage did you realise your mistake ? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | We have an expert in the audience who we would like to hear from .... |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | What kind of Hamster did you use ? |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | The European Hamster - or the African one - two totally different types ... |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | Maybe if you tried with two European Hamsters holding a length of twine between them .... |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | That might have worked |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Or one African Hamster - but they're fatter |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | You'd never get one of those down the forks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe you should try shaving the Hamster first |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | You're expecting me to shave Hamsters now ? |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | You can shave what you want .... |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | (Studio descends into chaos) |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | You haven't heard the best bit yet ... |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | OK - so I had the wrong type of fork to begin with |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | Nobody told me about this - (don't look at me like that dear) |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | Do not try this at home folks - (no Hamsters were harmed during filming) |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | (Always check your forks first for suitability) |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | (Just not on TW200forum.com) |
