| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer Oggie, caps have talked, we have great news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have agreed to give you 2nd FA pick |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Since the community knows |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | How much winning at any expense |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | means to our dear leader |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nonsense! I have serviced Ease myself |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will pick Ease first! It is agreed! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, Ease said you used teeth |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is not signing up |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Vys is our best bet in the draft |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But even he wants to help Team Ixa |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Major, Heaven and my doc stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was counting on Ease for months |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted to be the Dragon Queen of TWDT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They callin' me crazy Cersei now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ixador times are hard again.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Draft order is determined by quantum physics months in advance |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can anyone see through my plan |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These peons better bow before me right now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ogron, players want to have a competitive season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT HOW DO I WIN? DID THEY THINK OF THAT? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You could compete on a level field with other caps |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Did THEY quit and come back to SAVE the league? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want a reward - my pixel medal! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have 27 pixel prizes since 1995! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Traitor zidane can bring me my towel! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If he talk much more, he won't be allowed to play like skyforger |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | (Beasty entering with a disgusted look) |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I went deep up in there for my success |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So GOOD that Ease even found my nostril hairs in his butt after a week |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It wasn't easy like rigging bot to spec Jessup in TSL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They want ratings to be public |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But that is not an option |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Since I am the judge and punisher of TW |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For as long as there are leagues |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am going abuse as much as I can get away with |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why does nobody like me ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My pimples have almost cleared |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have now uploaded a new Tinder pic |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Jessup will be tempted to swipe right |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Ixador. He is delusional. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fine. Ixador can pick first |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Without Ease there is no point |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For the rest of you I wish nothing but the worst |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancer wish ?messages I'll be handling out personally |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This sad troll skyforger still has 0% chance to play my leagues tho |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Making funny movies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | is a ban for life |
