TWDT The Movie

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Great Leader has a plan for TWDT domination but things don't go smoothly

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00:00 - 00:03Fuhrer Oggie, caps have talked, we have great news
00:04 - 00:05We have agreed to give you 2nd FA pick
00:05 - 00:07Since the community knows
00:08 - 00:12How much winning at any expense
00:12 - 00:15means to our dear leader
00:17 - 00:19Nonsense! I have serviced Ease myself
00:19 - 00:21I will pick Ease first! It is agreed!
00:24 - 00:26Fuhrer, Ease said you used teeth
00:27 - 00:28He is not signing up
00:31 - 00:33Vys is our best bet in the draft
00:34 - 00:36But even he wants to help Team Ixa
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out. Major, Heaven and my doc stay.
01:13 - 01:15I was counting on Ease for months
01:15 - 01:17I wanted to be the Dragon Queen of TWDT
01:18 - 01:23WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
01:25 - 01:28They callin' me crazy Cersei now
01:29 - 01:31Ixador times are hard again..
01:31 - 01:34Draft order is determined by quantum physics months in advance
01:34 - 01:37How can anyone see through my plan
01:37 - 01:40These peons better bow before me right now
01:40 - 01:42Ogron, players want to have a competitive season
01:42 - 01:46BUT HOW DO I WIN? DID THEY THINK OF THAT?
01:46 - 01:48You could compete on a level field with other caps
01:48 - 01:52Did THEY quit and come back to SAVE the league?
01:53 - 01:54I want a reward - my pixel medal!
01:56 - 01:57I have 27 pixel prizes since 1995!
01:57 - 02:00Traitor zidane can bring me my towel!
02:00 - 02:03If he talk much more, he won't be allowed to play like skyforger
02:04 - 02:08(Beasty entering with a disgusted look)
02:08 - 02:13I went deep up in there for my success
02:14 - 02:16So GOOD that Ease even found my nostril hairs in his butt after a week
02:17 - 02:21It wasn't easy like rigging bot to spec Jessup in TSL
02:27 - 02:29They want ratings to be public
02:30 - 02:34But that is not an option
02:34 - 02:36Since I am the judge and punisher of TW
02:41 - 02:42For as long as there are leagues
02:43 - 02:47I am going abuse as much as I can get away with
02:48 - 02:53Why does nobody like me ?
02:54 - 02:56My pimples have almost cleared
02:56 - 02:59I have now uploaded a new Tinder pic
03:00 - 03:02Even Jessup will be tempted to swipe right
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Ixador. He is delusional.
03:14 - 03:16Fine. Ixador can pick first
03:19 - 03:23Without Ease there is no point
03:25 - 03:26For the rest of you I wish nothing but the worst
03:31 - 03:33Cancer wish ?messages I'll be handling out personally
03:40 - 03:46This sad troll skyforger still has 0% chance to play my leagues tho
03:46 - 03:49Making funny movies
03:53 - 03:56is a ban for life