Hitler and the Sealed Indictments
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Robert Mueller has issued indictments and der Führer isn't happy.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've found some nice locations for new golf courses. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here, and here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You could put a hotel here, too. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have some Chinese investors lined up. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The shell corporations are ready to go. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Be sure the Trump crest is on everything. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Plenty of gold. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Of course. But you shouldn't golf this weekend. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's a little problem. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've just learned that there are indictments. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're sealed, but... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What? Kelly, Miller, Jared, stay. Everybody else, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?!? Who? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who's been indicted? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You, Jared? It better not be you! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why the hell hasn't Mueller been fired yet? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You idiots! How could you let this happen? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want Mueller fired and thrown in jail! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of them! Throw them all in jail! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Better yet, shoot them. I want them all shot. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's not possible. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Make it possible! I'm the president and I can do what I want! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. President, you'd be impeached. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Republicans won't impeach me, I own them. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They do what I want. They'd blow me if I told him to. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I could have their wives, too, but they're too ugly for me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Did Kelly roll on me? Did Manafort? I'll have them shot. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nobody fucks with me! Nobody! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why didn't anybody tell me this job sucked? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why did you idiots let this happen? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Manafort and Flynn know too much. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they told Mueller everything we are all fucked. You too, Jared. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jared, have you been talking to Mueller? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't care if you're my son-in-law. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll throw you in jail, too. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | After all I've done for you! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I even let you have Ivanka. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She always loved me best, you know. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Kelly, you're useless. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I counted on you and you let me down. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They're all out to get me. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Ivanka. There's plenty of money. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What will happen to my hotels? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My beautiful golf courses? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Putin won't be happy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hate it when he's angry. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You haven't seen him when he's really angry. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He'll probably release those tapes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Those Russian hookers were hot, though... |