| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the AI armies have invaded our lands. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They appear to be made up entirely of Barbarian Slingers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And of course, single units of generals. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send my faction leader to deal with them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is young, and very experienced. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our faction leader... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our faction leader is no more. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He died at the start of this turn. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knew about this, and did not tell me, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! HE WAS FORTY SEVEN YEARS OLD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ONLY HAD HIM FOR SIX TURNS BEFORE HE DIED |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now...... AND NOW HE IS GONE??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | GODDAMNIT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET GENERALS LEVELED UP? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is R E T A R D E D! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't even breathe I am so angry. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | C.A had a 40% increase in budget... Instead of spending it on fixing bugs... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY SPENT IT ALL ON ADVERTISING |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, every TW game is initially full of bugs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IS THAT ANY EXCUSE TO RELEASE BETA VERSIONS AT FULL PRICE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they released DLC as well... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh yes. DLC makes it all O.K. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I AM SO BLOODY SICK OF GENERALS AND FACTIONS DIEING EVERY TURN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Enemy campaign AI can't even feed its people properly. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That is why factions are dieing each turn, all their cities rebel at the same time. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Jesus, it takes five minutes to get through the end turn... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just to see generals and nations die...Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to use their extended budget to hire more testers. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need to test the games thoroughly |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOT RELEASE IT IN AS A BETA VERSION |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They screwed me over with Empire... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Didn't even fix the game before moving on to Napoleon. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The series hasn't been moddable since medieval 2. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this releasing betas without proper testing. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They don't even let the community modders try to fix their mistakes... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They won't be able to milk our money from us if modders were able to create content... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, at least we can assassinate our own party members. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is hopeless. Soon they'll move on to the next game. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or release overpriced DLC. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader take over our faction. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | See if we can train him up... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | before the poor bastard dies of old age in his mid forties. |
