| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Rockets have had a great offseason. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have gotten the rest of the band back expect josh smith |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we made a greate trade to bring Ty Lawson to H-Town |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Only bad part is that D-Mo is still out. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Overall we should have a great season. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With this roster we can rip GS a new asshole, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and finally win a championship. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Rockets... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Rockets are sucking hard. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are currently 4-6 with 5 blowout losses |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a Rockets fan, GET OUT. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Rockets should be 11-0, at least 10-2. WHAT THE FUCK are they doing?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | McHale is doing a shitty fucking job. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Combined with Beard getting the Kardashian pussy I should've known we would tank. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How is a team with Howard, Harden, and Lawson losing? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck Lawson, and his damn drinking problems, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I knew that trade was too damn good! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lord even I can't find a positive in all this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Damn right you are! How the hell is our team 29th in D with Howard?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | This isn't even the right use of this line, but I can't find a positive for the Rockets. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OF COURSE you fucking can't! The Rockets can't even hit a goddamn 3 pointer!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS ALL OVER!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Harden was supposed to lead H-Town to a ring, but |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | instead he is too busy getting drunk at night clubs with Ty |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | McHale needs to go, and get replaced by GOAT Battier |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the Rockets need to be whipped into shape. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why couldn't Harden stay away from the Kardashians like a smart person?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But instead our whole team is partying away after every loss like dumbasses. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was supposed to be the year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even bought a Harden jersey for this year. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they had to go and screw it up. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Forget it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR TEAM! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Last year we made the WCF, but then they did meth and can't even make the playoffs now! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Goddamn Harden with -37% from the field |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Boasting how he was the best player and going to win the MVP |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead we get this leftover shell of a former self |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least the Bulls are doing good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All we can do is hope for a new coach, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and D-Mo to get back. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But McHale is first |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then get rid of Brewer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Restructuring our defense next is key. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully then we at least make the playoffs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Until then, all we can do is hope for the best. |
