| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where do they teach math??? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At Harvard, Berkeley, Standford,... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | What about Max Plank's? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No, I.. I'm afraid they don't teach math |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They teach quantum mechanics |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Liars. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you sure? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, Fuherer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I've enquired about it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Physics only. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Are you trying to fool me?? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I attacked Russia to learn math. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And you give me this crap |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Physics, physics, physics |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Be damned your physics. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All fools running to learn physics. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I hate physics, I hate it, hate it, hate it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you try to fool me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I say topology |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Only topology |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir..! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me silly excuses |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | B..but there is mathematics physics... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Be damned your mathematical physics! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I know too well about physics |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mirror symmetries, field theories |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Quantum mechanics and quantum physics be damned! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not rigorous at all, no |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just handwaves, experimentations |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No, no physics. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You all are trying to fool me as always |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But this time I caught you red-handed! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I say algebraic topology!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I say algebraic geometry!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not the damn Lagrangians and Hamiltonians |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I ever hear you again saying Physics |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I shall strangle your throats by my bare hands! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No, no physics. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No Lagrangians, no Hamiltonians |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No Schroedinger, no Einstein, no Feynman |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You think I'm a fool? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'll bomb the physicists, I tell you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've given everything up for math |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | every waking hour |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even my dreams and sleeps |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | working on extraordinary cohomologies... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | doing algebraic K-theory... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Diagram-chasing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave, I have a mapping class group to compute. |
