Sandro reacts to the Federal Corvette
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | We've released beta 1.5, and players are finally able to play with the Corvette, |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | the Cutter, and those other ones. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Players are already noticing strange discrepancies between the descriptions of the ships |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | and the actual ships. |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | The Corvette is a millitary ship, the Cutter isn't |
| 00:20 - 00:24 | there is no discrepancy. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Sandro... |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | The Corvette... |
| 00:30 - 00:35 | The Corvette has lower hull and shield strength. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | It's also slower and has a lower jump range. |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | Members of the Dev Team not pledged to an Imperial power, you may leave. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | What the FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | The discription LITERALLY SAYS the Corvette has more armour! |
| 01:20 - 01:25 | why the FUCK would you give the Cutter more? |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | This is a joke. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I thought we were FINALLY going to give |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | the Federal pilots something over the Empire! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | You gave the Empire Prismatic Shields, the Imperial Hammer and better bonuses! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | The Corvette has 2 C4 hardpoints- |
| 01:43 - 01:47 | And the Cutter has 2x as many Mediums and Larges! Who cares? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The Corvette is still more maneuverable than the Cutter. |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | And the Cutter is 100m/s faster! |
| 01:52 - 01:56 | So good luck! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Fire those Dual Plasmas at it's 2500Mj of Prismatic shields |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | and 6 Shield Boosters, and as soon as it feels threatened |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | It'll pop a SCB and High-Wake! |
| 02:04 - 02:13 | And if the Cutter wants to fight you, he can fire his Large and Medium lasers to strip your shields, then ram you at 365m/s in a 1100 ton ship! |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | You don't stand a fucking chance! |
| 02:12 - 02:17 | In a ship designed for diplomatic missions. |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | And you have the nerve to discribe the Corvette as a combat ship! |
| 02:26 - 02:30 | every single patch... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | we give the Feds some hope |
| 02:32 - 02:38 | we promise them we're not Imperially biased... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | h |
| 02:42 - 02:49 | and EVERY SINGLE TIME we shit in their face and call it a fine three course meal. |
| 02:49 - 02:54 | The Pacifier cannon, the Pulse disruptor, the Imperial Eagle, Clipper and Courier |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm suprised anyone even bothers... |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Would you fight for a power with worse ships across the board? |
| 03:00 - 03:05 | Worse weapons, worse benefits and a Dev team full of the enemy? |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | I'm sure FD will fix the description so it says the Cutter has stronger armour |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | I just wanted the Federation to have something... |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | just one thing better than the Empire, you know? |
| 03:25 - 03:31 | oh well... |
| 03:31 - 03:38 | maybe the Condor will be better than the Imperial fighter. |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | Or maybe the Imperial Fighter will have 400Mj shields and 450m/s boost. Who knows. |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | Who knows... |