| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thanks for taking the time to hear our distressing news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We decided to bring to your attention a pressing issue |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | brought up by Micky in the GONY thread. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently there is a fighter bending the rules of the tournament by trying to fight at a lower weight. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This was supposed to be a lightweight tournament after all. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the fuck? Didn't Rory clearly state 155 guys? |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Whoever is below weight is gonna have to get it up... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Madbob |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The thing is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The thing is it's your fighter who is underweight. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your fighter is 154 pounds. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has a modicum of respect in the community please leave, the corporation must speak privately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE WEIGHT OF MY FIGHTER!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DARE THEY TALK ABOUT THE WEIGHT OF MY FIGHTER!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MY FIGHTER IS READY FOR THE 155LB DIVISION! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I understood Rory. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The rules were not to be below... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Below 3, 4 or 5 pounds |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My fighter is 1 pound under! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That is TWO pounds heavier than the limit I imagined! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [Marky] Madbob, this tournament is starting to reflect poorly on the corporation. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY WOULD ANYONE BRING ALLIANCE INTO IT!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [Marky] Well... I kinda messed up on the testing thing... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yea, what the hell was that all about you silly mick? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHATEVER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are blowing this way out of proportion. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Its just 1 pound, 1 pound is not an advantage whatsoever. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They can shove that pound up their ass, I'm never putting it on! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yea, I know it would take less than two days do put on the weight. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But if I put on the weight now I'll lose all my all super important credibility. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have a reputation to uphold. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Look, I know 1 pound won't make any difference but I will be as stubborn as Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its one big conspiracy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | People are trying to knock the corporation off of its throne as the number 1 alliance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Being the number 1 alliance is so hard! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Soooo hard! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It must be those damn upstarts at Vendetta, they have always so jealous of us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I mean how many more top 50 managers than them do we have? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They must think we are weak. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They think we are weak because our best manager was just deleted. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its doesn't help that Listerman is leaving soon tho... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, Sami Assasi will make up for Listerman |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Vendetta is right. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe the corporation is really just full of fools. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its just a pound... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But its a pound I will never gain |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't give a crap what Rory and my first round opponent asked me nicely to do. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My feelings have been hurt and I will never get over it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GWad is awesome. |
