The Downfall of AF Leporis
578 views • 11/13/2015
I decided to take a shot at the Hitler Rant. I hope you like it. Entro
00:00 - 00:03 | The assault on Winters is taking longer than expected. |
00:04 - 00:05 | But we still have Templars' and Corsairs' |
00:05 - 00:07 | located here, here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Still combat capable, they will be interdicting |
00:12 - 00:15 | all Federal players and NPC convoys, ensuring a complete blockade. |
00:17 - 00:19 | And Hudson? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Has AF Leporis been snatched from those bastards yet? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Emperor... |
00:27 - 00:28 | AF Leporis... |
00:31 - 00:33 | AF Leporis is a lost cause. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They even fortified Aura. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has got Rating 5 in this weeks cycle. You did your best, but leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | AF LEPORIS WAS OURS! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Hudson wasn't suppose to take that shithole, it was ours! |
01:18 - 01:23 | We even fooled half the powers into thinking that the expansion was even helping them. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Oh I knew we'd fucking lose it to that corrupt bastard. |
01:29 - 01:31 | How hopeless is this shit for brains faction? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I give you overpowered benefits and this is how you repay me... |
01:34 - 01:37 | Because that's what you all did. You shafted me off for Cayutorme before FDev go and nerf the benefits we have. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Rinsing that community goal while Hudson pilots actually did their job! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Emperor, we needed the credits so we can invest on the new Imperial Cutter being released. |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's in a month! You could have undermined him and taken the 50mil salary! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Emperor, you can't just expect that of the credit and merit grinders. |
01:48 - 01:52 | The Feds do! I'll should shove that Imperial Cutter and shove that penis shaped monstrosity up all your arses! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It was simple! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We'd beat those meme loving tosspots are their own game. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Destroy their expansion and throw their little pathetic power into turmoil. |
02:00 - 02:03 | While we all have our slaves feed us grapes from our new marble houses! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now it looks like we just pissed into the wind while those liberal dogs beat us back at every turn! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Why did I even bother becoming Emperor if you can't organise a piss up in a brewery? |
02:14 - 02:16 | It was in our hands! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And now we're going to get them posting shitty memes and Downfall videos all week rubbing it in our faces of us failing. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I was going to relish in it. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Stealing that moneypit from the old fuckers grasps and giving them the dankest meme. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was even going to thank Torval, that old hag. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Now what do I have? |
02:43 - 02:47 | A bunch of CC sucking systems and a smug Federation poised to put us in turmoil at any god damn given moment. |
02:48 - 02:53 | This was going to restore the Imperial pride we've had chipped away from us. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Wiping that stupid smile off both their faces |
02:56 - 02:59 | Thinking they can both do the impossible at command. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why can't we have that calibre of competent pilots, huh? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ailsing, at least we fortified. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we could spin this as we always do? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Open the door and hope those mindless idiots push us into turmoil. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Temporarily. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Shed our deficits. |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least then we can have some control over our systems, throw everything at Winters |
03:46 - 03:49 | and finally forget about this fucking mess. |
03:54 - 03:56 | I doubt FDev can fix this. |
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