| 00:00 - 00:03 | ... the transfer committee have put scouts at Kimmy Park... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...that place behind the shit beds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we've even got em at Tinsley... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hopefully the dee dahs won't notice us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we reckon Herringthorpe will be a goldmine. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's good coverage, those old fart players will... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | tie us over nicely until the January window |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Redders... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tone sez... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tone sez Evans blew the budget... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we haven't got a pot to piss in. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Black, Warney and Dibble |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 6 FUCKIN WEEKS ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE BEEN HERE 6 FUCKIN WEEKS !!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There's not even any pies left - we've got NOWT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Doris the tea lady has got nowt to sell |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | she'll be collecting her P45 tomorra ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What's the point of a nice ground when its graced by monkeys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The players - Evans' players wouldn't get in our u14s |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they're more bovered about their pony tails and BMW's... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Redders the social networks will demand you work with them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Work with them? I've told them they're shit or too old |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Redders, you're a coach - coach them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Coach them? You're taking the piss - I'm not FUCKING JESUS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get a grip ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They pass sideways, can't shoot, can't tackle |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My 5 year old has more positional sense |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hell - my 90 year old gran has more motivation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and all the while fatty is lauding it up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he'll be dancing in the technical error at Elland Road |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | taking the piss with my fucking players |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And have you seen Evans dance? A sombrero was bad enough |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not taking the fall for this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Evans ripped this team apart, there's no fight |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where's the passion? We can't get that with nancy boys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and what's the point of Green and Collins? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They couldn't lead a stag do to a whore house! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What's the point of experience if you can't run or kick a damn ball |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even young Barker can't fix this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't believe he's paying Halford 5 grand a week to send Tweets ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean - what the fuck is a tweet ? - the sound of a bird ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Doris - you can sell Nivea for Men |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's be realistic - I've been shafted |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Should have known I shoulda gone to Donny |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | what a mess |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe league one is the aim |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just didn't see it. At least they'd be my players |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not that money wasting pub managers players |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ring up Chezzy - see if they'll take Bowery back |
