Hitler Learns About Microsoft's OneDrive Changes
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Hitler is not happy with Microsoft's new OneDrive policy.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're experiencing some real storage challenges. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're producing a lot of content. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In this office, they're collaborating on multimedia files. Gigabytes worth. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Add in all the photography and backups of key files being done, and it's even higher. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In short, we will be out of storage space within days, due to our embracing of the cloud. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry, we're a Microsoft shop. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have unlimited OneDrive storage with Office 365. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ummmm... sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Microsoft has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Microsoft has eliminated unlimited storage from OneDrive for Office 365. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And OneDrive for your Lumia is being cut from 30 gigs to 5 gigs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who use Google, Amazon, iCloud or Dropbox storage, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL, MICROSOFT?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could they change the terms of service after we committed to OneDrive?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Windows 8 was bad enough, but we suffered through it to get cloud integration! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Oh, it's a cloud-first world now." |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That's what Nadella said! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So we signed on with OneDrive! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We moved all our documents on there. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is there anything Microsoft won't screw up?!? |
| 01:38 - 01:43 | Looks like it's time to switch to iOS. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Microsoft is bringing the ecosystem to life with Windows 10 and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! It's bullshit! Only an idiot would believe that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But people were abusing the storage and using terrabytes! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the hell did they think "unlimited" meant? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Those morons! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let me tell you... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how humiliating it has been to be a Microsoft user the last five years? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Watching Android and iOS get all the best apps? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OneDrive was the ONE thing that we had that was better! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And they had to go and fuck that up too, with yet another broken promise! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "Mobile first and cloud first," my ass! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd get a better user experience and customer experience from Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Windows Phone. Don't get me started. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was supposed to be a new start, a fresh paradigm. Cloud connected! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No other ecosystem would be as seamlessly connected. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now look at it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Android and iOS now get new updates from Microsoft before we do! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's like they're trying to be as insulting as possible to their loyal users in every way! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now they've borked OneDrive! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The one thing that hadn't been ruined. The one thing that made the ecosystem somewhat usable! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I look stupid again for recommending Microsoft products! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, universal apps will fix everything. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bought everything they made, you know. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Zune HD, Windows Phone 7, Windows Phone 8, Lumia. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Surface RT too. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do they even still support Surface RT? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I knew things were getting bad there when Bank of America discontinued their app. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Not enough users," they said. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up. |