00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, there is severe jamming on WARFA and 3840 right now. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have consulted both Gerald Woods and Art Bell, |
00:05 - 00:07 | but unfortunately, both of those assholes can't give us any direction. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They're clueless, and not even the god damned ARRL can provide direction. |
00:12 - 00:15 | the jammers have us cornered, |
00:17 - 00:19 | and there's no immediate solution. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Laura Smith can't assist, either. |
00:24 - 00:26 | God |
00:27 - 00:28 | damn |
00:31 - 00:33 | these jammers ! |
00:34 - 00:36 | they have a huge collection of recordings |
00:53 - 00:58 | like "I flush my turds, and you're still out there, float'n" |
01:13 - 01:15 | which has made us the laughing stock |
01:15 - 01:17 | of this hobby ! |
01:18 - 01:23 | This is just awful ! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I value my god damned ham license! |
01:29 - 01:31 | this is supposed to a global fraternity! |
01:31 - 01:34 | But that god damned Ernesto is calling us, |
01:34 - 01:37 | Trailer Trash, Trailer Trash, |
01:37 - 01:40 | do YOU think that I'm amused? |
01:40 - 01:42 | who care if the monkey takes another drink? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Gerald Woods might be a genius, |
01:46 - 01:48 | Do you expect ME to ex, ex-pahlain my position? |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'm in charge here, not that Mexican in Delano! |
01:53 - 01:54 | the recordings MUST stop, |
01:56 - 01:57 | or I'm going to blow a fuse! |
01:57 - 02:00 | What do I about Mexicans? |
02:00 - 02:03 | they're just great! They can earn ham licenses, too! |
02:04 - 02:08 | this is an economic reality! |
02:08 - 02:13 | But when Ernesto becomes net control on WARFA |
02:14 - 02:16 | that really gets my goat. |
02:17 - 02:21 | WHAT were you thinking? |
02:27 - 02:29 | do you expect answers from an ARRL license manual? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Hogwash! I'm going to contact Moody Law directly |
02:34 - 02:36 | and AX him for direction. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Billy's children are making us |
02:43 - 02:47 | the joke of the ham bands! |
02:48 - 02:53 | This is Mein Kampf, you dumb bastards! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | a person-to-person call to Art Bell, |
03:00 - 03:02 | and his child bride! |
03:04 - 03:07 | everyone thinks she looks weird, |
03:14 - 03:16 | because her lips are so wide! |
03:19 - 03:23 | I married a monkey! |
03:25 - 03:26 | And since Gregory Dolgoff |
03:31 - 03:33 | has only recently relocated |
03:40 - 03:46 | we MUST redirect our efforts. |
03:46 - 03:49 | open up the saucer door, and you must come inside. |
03:53 - 03:56 | And-er-ah, And-er-ah, And-er-ah! |