| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Colts are down 6 at the end 3rd quarter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but they have been playing tough |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and have homefield advantage, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | so a comeback isn't out of the question. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A good punt would give us the edge in field position at least. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What if Edelman just runs around everyone again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Maybe we should try a fake punt and catch them off guard. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pagano... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pagano tried the Swinging Gate formation. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Colt Anderson was tackled immediately and it was a turnover on downs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room, except: Kensil, Irsay, Grigson...and Kravitz. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was our last chance! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Goodell mangled my carefully planned Deflategate sting, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | now Brady is going to go get a fifth ring for his thumb! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why would Pagano try that on Belichick? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He probably invented the Swinging Gate play in 1974! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they don't even line up correctly after practicing it all year. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Colts just sucked all the air out of Lucas Oil Stadium |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with the single worst play of all time! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he wasn't meant to snap the ball--the Patriots might have jumped offsides... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The entire line was off the line of scrimmage! How can you attempt to defend this garbage?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Pagano was trying to outsmart Belichick... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Let me stop you right there, you Midwestern hillbilly in a Prius. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think Belichick won 4 Super Bowls by accident? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our only chance was to injure every left tackle on their roster |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then desperately tackle Brady at his knees. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Upchuck Pagano" couldn't coach a high school team to victory! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We only have wins because the AFC South is a dumpster fire: Texans, Titans and Jaguars? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 4th quarter and we finally had a chance to beat them this time! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Pagano pulls out a play that wouldn't work in Pop Warner against the best coach of all time?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Edelman broke his pinky. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And Luck played tough with a bad shoulder. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If only they got out of his way and let him play football. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it's too late for us now. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's already trending on social media and that idiot Pagano is going to do a Q&A on the radio? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Well here's a question for you, genius coach of the 2014 AFC Finalists: |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What is your banner going to say this time? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Here lies Pagano's tumor, extracted from his brain and buried by the Patriots" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You beat cancer only to kill our playoff hopes in a single play! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we didn't really have any playoff hopes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess Brady got his revenge after all. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought... if we tried everything at once, maybe we could beat them. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But we're the Colts. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Once again, Blount ran all over us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to ride this one out, until there's another Butt Fumble. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I don't know if there is going to be another Butt Fumble. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're stuck with "The Pagano". |
