| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we just got word that The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth is going to |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have a DLC called Afterbirth which will |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | be released all over Germany and its neighbouring areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Afterbirth will add another 200 hours of gameplay and feature |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a new character as well as brand new items, synergies and maps. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am still trying to beat The Lost so I assume |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my progress with him won't be affected when it comes out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Lost... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Lost will be made easier by giving it spectral tears and the D4 automatically. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | People complained The Lost was too difficult so they made him easier. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't unlocked The Lost please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 200 GOD DAMN HOURS!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That is not how long I have spent playing the game, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That is how long I have spent trying to beat The Lost. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who does Ed McMillen think he is? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Does he understand my struggle of restarting the game over and over |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | until I got a good first item, or having to witness... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Lost dying right before Blue Baby from a spiky block when |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was forced to move him from its invincible Gnawed Leaf stage?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher, now you can come closer to getting Platinum God. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I started with a difficult character and I will end with a difficult character! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, The Lost is still a one hit kill. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The point of The Lost is to be difficult and almost impossible to beat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THAT IS WHY YOU GET GOD HEAD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It is an Ultra Rare achievement |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and none of you seem to care that the satisfaction from beating the game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with him is now completely lost!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had homing Brimstone and Quad Shot and got killed by running into that red shit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had Death's Touch that took up half the screen and still got killed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | from an Ipecac shot from a green fly. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will not accept some pussified version just so people can have an "easier" time. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This isn't the first truly difficult game I've played. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bloodborne never tried to make it easier so why does this? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will not be thought of as weak and be forced to play with a stronger version |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I must beat the Lost ASAP |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or I will shove some Brimstone so far up Ed's ass he will become a super meat boy! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then he will learn not to be such an appeaser! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I took over Europe. I beat Mega Satan with one heart. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I beat Mom on my first try of purchasing Rebirth. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Beating the Lost was supposed to be my greatest achievement. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He once didn't leave his office for three days. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All that time I have invested should not be for nothing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe if i do not succeed by the time Afterbirth comes out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I won't get it opening day. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You guys can get it if you want. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please don't spoil for me anything about the game because I truly want to be surprised. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I will have your thumbs and eyes removed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave so I can continue playing. |
