| 00:01 - 00:02 | Months ago Cayson moved the server |
| 00:02 - 00:03 | All good |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Go go go, reset |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone plays, finds Rals... |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | Makes Enigma... and Infinity |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | But... Too many Enigmas |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | Find too many Rals, too many Kos |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everyone gets suspicious, saying drop rates have been changed |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | And we said we had no idea |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | But we had changed to p8 drops in preparation for next ladder |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | p8 |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | p8 |
| 00:32 - 00:37 | We'll set up bots to farm first week at p8 then revert to p1 in mysterious server crash |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | p8 |
| 00:42 - 00:48 | And it worked! All of us mods and mod friends got rich while the peasants fondled their crowns and Orts |
| 00:48 - 00:53 | "Yeah, we don't know what happened, we're not sure if the drop rates were different in the first place!" |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | We sell a bunch of it on d2jsp for $$$ |
| 00:59 - 01:04 | This was just after banning the highres mod for "stray too far from vanilla" |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | While us mods play in 1920x1080 with farcast and armies of bots |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | p8 |
| 01:15 - 01:22 | Some players were even defending us, saying there was no difference it was just an illusion |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | Meanwhile our LK bots find 3 Ohm per hour |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Which we get $10 per on d2jsp |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Doing one run you would know something was wrong, one chest drops ten fucking items! |
| 01:41 - 01:48 | No, wait. We don't know anything! All the files are the same, server is fine! Drops aren't why you play on Slash anyway. |
| 01:51 - 01:55 | Think about the beautiful community spirit. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | community spirit |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | Thanks Bob, you saved us. |
| 02:10 - 02:18 | I laugh so much because it's the only way to keep me from crying about the non existent admins that prevent Slash from fulfilling its potential |
