| 00:00 - 00:03 | At last update, The Dodgers came out strong, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | assaulting The Mets' starter deGrom, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and scoring twice. However, the Mets have |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | exploited our defenses at third base, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they now hold a one run lead in the eighth. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew it. We strand all our runners |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | because of that fool Mattingly's decisions. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Charley Steiner just telegraphed us. The Dodgers have fallen. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Familia retired six straight and made Kendrick look like a fool. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wants to hear my hot take on this situation, remain in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You sons of bitches, I was right all along! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Let me count the ways! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Oh-for-a million with runners in scoring position! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (muffled robble-robbling and sargle-bargling) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | These "optimists" were just in denial all year! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even if we got lucky against the Mets, we'd never make it through the NLCS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Because our aces choke and our bullpen stinks! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And our GM fucked up at the deadline! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we won the division for a reason, we led many statistical- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR SUCCESSES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then what the hell kind of fan are you?! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm the realest motherfucker in this shit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How dare you enjoy this shitty ballclub! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're the real problem here, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you can't see how bad we really are, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but even when we look good, I see it. I see things to complain about. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I shook with rage when we traded Dee Gordon, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I seethed when we didn't sell the farm at the deadline. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Mat Latos, are you kidding me?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Friedman and Zaidi should be fired into the sun! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just because I sounded like a broken record, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | doesn't mean I wasn't telling the truth. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I feel so vindicated! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This team... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I only wish I could take pleasure in them winning games. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I can't, because they aren't perfect. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If only they listened to me, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If only anyone listened to me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We wouldn't be saying "Better luck next year!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Catherine, at least Kershaw didn't blow it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | bring me my iPad. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to get on Twitter and tell the team how I really feel all over again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | hashtag firemattingly |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Stick around if you want, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Misery loves company, and I'll be dropping this beat 'til April. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And there's nothing you can do to stop me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Baseball is for suckers. |
