| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, I understand that you are |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | looking forward to Jurgen Klopp |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | taking over at Herta Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At the end of this current season |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To replicate his Dortmund success |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, he's a fantastic coach |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And will bring glory to a fine little club |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have heard |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That Brendan Rodgers has been sacked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Liverpool have contacted him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Keitel, Yodel, Krips, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS HAPPENED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The little Irish twat has just signed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A new three year contract |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with the Mickey Mousers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Three bastard years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they're only five minutes into the fucking season |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they've sacked him with only 6 points between them and top! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the fucking hell's up with that Premier League! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the fans were going ballistic |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE FANS! The bastard dippers are living in the past! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they believe they're still a big club |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They've not won the league for 25 fucking years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're a fucking Spurs |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The occasional cup |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | three title tilts in a quarter of a century |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they're nothing but bastard garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And they have the nerve to contact Klopp |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | One of the finest managers in world football right now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That Ian Ayre must be a frigging 'tard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Trying to recruit a massive name when their title challenge is already stalling |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're taking the piss |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The best they can do is a mid-table name |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or someone from the Europa League |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It'll never happen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just as sure as Man Utd won't win the league under Van Gaal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The pack of cheeky Scouse bastards |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They fucked up under the shiny-toothed gobshite |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who's spent a king's ransom on utter shite |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they think they can get Jurgen to that shithole? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't mention he might take Reus with him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well it'll never happen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's got enough about him to knock them back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're just shite |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe they'll talk to Ancelotti |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He'll work for any pack of wankers, won't he |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He went to Chelsea, after all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Best check the odds, though. |
