Hitler Reacts to ProgPower USA Being Sold Out

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ProgPower USA is SOLD OUT!

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00:00 - 00:03The trip to Atlanta will be full of fun things to do.
00:04 - 00:05We can go to the aquarium here...
00:05 - 00:07which is close to the Vortex, so you can finally get
00:08 - 00:12the triple coronary bypass burger that you always wanted.
00:12 - 00:15And sir, the coca-cola museum is not too far either.
00:17 - 00:19Yeah, forget all of that. I want to go see Fates Warning's headline set...
00:19 - 00:21at ProgPower USA.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28I'm afraid to say that...
00:31 - 00:33All tickets for ProgPower USA are sold out sir.
00:34 - 00:36They were gone in a mere nine hours.
00:53 - 00:58Please leave the room all of you guys who had already purchased gold badges or VIPs...
01:13 - 01:15You guys fucking suck!
01:15 - 01:17You couldn't get me a fucking ticket?!?
01:18 - 01:23Fates Warning, Haken, Devin with Anneke, Ascendia...
01:25 - 01:28I won't even be able to see Freedom Call!
01:29 - 01:31Haken will play Cockroach King!
01:31 - 01:34They will play Cockroach King and I won't see it!
01:34 - 01:37I thought you guys were my friends and would get me a ticket for the show!
01:37 - 01:40I'm sure even Nanners has a ticket now!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, in our defense, you follow their page on the social medias.
01:42 - 01:46I was too busy trying to buy myself a Hawaiian shirt for the show!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, only Harveston gets to wear those.
01:48 - 01:52Because of you I won't get to meet Green Carnation or even buy an Awaken the Guardian hoodie!
01:53 - 01:54Or eat DaVinci's pizza!
01:56 - 01:57I am supposed to be the biggest prog fan in the whole country...
01:57 - 02:00But I already missed tickets to Euroblast, Techfest, the Portnoy cruise and now even ProgPower USA!
02:00 - 02:03Where are you when I need you the most?
02:04 - 02:08You're too busy looking at pictures of the Honey Badger with the damn Voyager guys...
02:08 - 02:13and trying to guess the lineup for Wednesday and Thursday!
02:14 - 02:16It's Milton and Nathan, for god's sake, it will be good!
02:17 - 02:21Now thanks to your useless self I'm going to sit at home that weekend and watch YouTube videos instead!
02:27 - 02:29This really makes me regret now...
02:30 - 02:34Regret that I sold my gold badge. My very own gold badge that I bought in 2005!
02:34 - 02:36After being on the waiting list for two years!
02:41 - 02:42NINE hours.
02:43 - 02:47Why couldn't they move this damn festival to a bigger venue already?
02:48 - 02:53They are so caught up in the whole quality over quantity bullshit!
02:54 - 02:56Now I have to call Harveston and pretend I am press!
02:56 - 02:59I may have to call Carl Frederick and ask for help with that!
03:00 - 03:02And that means I have to carry a camera the whole weekend!
03:04 - 03:07If only he knew... his favorite band, Thursday night.
03:14 - 03:16This can only mean one thing now.
03:19 - 03:23I have no choice but to register for an account on the forum...
03:25 - 03:26and hope for a ticket.
03:31 - 03:33People resell them. It's expensive.
03:40 - 03:46But it's still worth it. This is the best god damn festival in the whole country.
03:46 - 03:49And there's no way I will settle for missing it.
03:53 - 03:56I hope I don't love the rest of the bands...