| 00:00 - 00:05 | We sold 500 million copies of the game for 30$ a pop |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Told them we wouldnt add micro-tansactions in early release |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Now were gonna add RNG boxes for $2.50 for 1 clothing piece |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | One costume is gonna cost 50$ for all the pieces |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We made it so you can get duplicate pieces of clothing |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Duplicate pieces Ha...Ha..Ha |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Duplicate pieces |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Some idiots will spend hundreds to dress there WAIFU |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Duplicate pieces |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We made it so the skirt has a 1% drop rate |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Those horny kids will max there parents credit cards out |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Trying to get a schoolgirl outfit |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Duplicate items |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Good luck getting a skirt |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Schoolgirl outifts |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | fucking Weebs |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | duplicate |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Were gonna be filthy rich |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Its basically gambling |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But its legal because its a videogame, no laws against it |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They open a loot crate |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And its like a slot machine |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | With the money will sponser tournaments |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So the players wont feel bad emptying there wallets |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Gullible Idiots |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | only a small percentage |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | of the money will go to tournaments |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | im gonna build a bed out of all the money |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Duplicate items |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Idiots |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | LOL! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And were taking out the reward crates |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that the players earn from playing the game |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So if they want to dress there WAIFU they have to buy the loot crates |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | No more freebies? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | No more freebies |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We even changed the FAQ |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | At first we said no micro-transactions |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But we changed the FAQ stating we never said no micro-transactions |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Wont they vote with there wallets? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Normal people will spend 10-50$ for a costume until figuring it its not worth it |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Whales will max out there credit cards |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aye but people will spend |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Vote with there wallets? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Those damn weebs will empty there bank accounts |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Its gonna be an early christmas with all this money were gonna make |
