| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we will position our supporters |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of the Red Peak flag in voting zones |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mein Fuhrer, the new design by Hugo Boss |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is being ridiculed by O'Rourke in parliment. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It doesn't matter... anything is better than the laser beam one. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A child could do better. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | John Key... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Key designed that flag himself with an 8 crayons set. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At least he didn't submit the one with a ponytail. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone supporting Dennis O'Rourke's claims, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Key and O'Rourke are freaking buffoons. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Red Peak flag is classic geometric design! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The colors are perfect, aside from the blue part! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What? Did they want to keep the Union Jack forever?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And a fern leaf?!? Nothing says |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we have no standing military power like a fern! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He has made a joke of a nation's search for identity! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I revoke his Nazi Party membership right now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, he outranks you in the party. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All I wanted was a decent flag for New Zealand! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Without his support, the Red Peak initiative will fail. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It is the kind of symbol a people can rally behind. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have had enough of Key and his theatrics. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Kiwis deserve better than the work of |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | some simpleton and his crayons! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They deserve a flag built with fashion in mind. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | May as well let Kim Dot Com do the design work... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or just pin a goddamn All Blacks jersey to a flagpole! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Red Peak is fundamentally superior to the rest! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just wanted something... something that looks strong and noble... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...displayed on a Panzer Mk IV. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm so tired of this... I feel it in my very bones. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's time to get John Oliver voted in as First MP! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe then we will get some results over this issue! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That ponytail yanker is making us all look like morons! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to get a decent flag or we'll be laughing stocks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Red Peak is so pure, such good design... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...unlike that kiwi bird shitting rainbows design... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...is that what the people of New Zealand want? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, that flag was eliminated in the first round. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well fuck me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess I can live with the laser beam kiwi bird one. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I wish O'Rourke had kept his mouth shut for once. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It was a beautiful damn flag. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It should be included in the voting at least. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm disgusted. |
