| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, here are the new plans for Dover Town Investment Zone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We intend to build a bowling alley, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | shops, and a cinema. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are pretty good to go |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We just need your permission to commence. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Contact the construction companies. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we will begin the regeneration of Dover |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Regretably... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Burlington House is blocking this. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The owner won't sell the building. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not in the Planning Department to leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell is this person?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Holding up the development of Dover? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the hell does he think he is? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Without permission to knock that blasted building down, we can't do anything! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're completely fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We've been planning this for years, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and the land owner blocks this? How can he do this? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Can we not pay him off, or something like that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the problem is the mobile phone masts need relocating. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why can't we just relocate them? That'll keep the people of Dover happy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the people say they have been fed false promises for years. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They should be greatful for the tid-bits we throw at them! Giant telly, a Regatta! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We keep hearing the same complaints |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Dover is an under-invested shit-hole!" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Why does nothing ever happen here?" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "That building is an eyesore!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What do they expect us to do? We have no money, and our council tax rate is capped. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need a solution |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A final solution to the Burlington House problem |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Margate has an art theatre, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and even Folkestone has an artistic quarter. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They attract thousands of tourists spending their money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why does it do wrong? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why does every plan we ever have for Dover go wrong? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Burlington House has been a failure since day one. No-one has set foot in it for years. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A white elephant with asbestos. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A ghastly control building for port operations? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's an eyesore! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. We'll get it demolished. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | An embarrassment to Dovorians and tourists. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A huge rectangular brown turd crapped out on the seafront. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The people voted us in to do our best. I wish they could understand. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If we blow it up it will damage the Gateway Flats. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goebbels, fetch my pistol. |
