Hitler Reacts to the Tirpitz Bundle
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Hitler doesnt approve of Wargaming's prices.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | World of Warships is going into full release on the 17th. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | We've spotted Tirpitz on New Dawn, Islands of Solomon, and even Strait. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you want to look cool in the sight of noobs, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You'll need to have a Tirpitz yourself. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very well then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll buy it with the $40 that i've been saving up for it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tirpitz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Tirpitz bundle is $70 in USD. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You don't have the funds to buy it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone planning to purchase the bundle, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is freaking ridiculous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I could buy a new graphics card for that much! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's the most overpriced bullcrap i've ever seen! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They should be sued for that! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Absolutely stupid! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You'd think they were selling the real Tirpitz! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that worthless hunk of junk did so little, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | it became a laughing stock for the Kriegsmarine! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it's one of the best ships in the game, you- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No amount of pixels are worth $70! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, please reconsider your opinion! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No amount of speech could make me think anything else! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is unbelieveable! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's so much money that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could could buy the new Star Wars Battlefront game, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and still have enough to get Fury on DVD! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Stalin probably has this thing now, just to taunt me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He probably TOLD them to make it expensive, just so that i couldn't afford my own pride and joy! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to rip his testicles out! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's probably sitting in his room right now saying to himself, "I've got Hitler's pride and joy, because I'm Stalin!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You have no idea how much it meant to me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...and now it's gone. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All because i'm poor! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Used all my money on the military, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and now they're failing to protect their own home city! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have the greatest army ever, but i can't afford a stupid premium ship! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even my own staff have the Tirpitz... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That fool Fegelein has it, and constantly reminds me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want to take his Alienware and destroy it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, the price will drop in a few months. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Was to do what the Tirpitz herself never did. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To defeat the Allies. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | She would have destroyed the opposition, and made the US Navy look tiny. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now i can't even live out that dream on my laptop. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe some day... |