| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need to organise dinner for the Animal Rights conference |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Given our limited budget, I say we... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | go to Whole Foods here and Costco there. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we should be able to make an OK rissoto or perhaps a stir fry. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everything is good as long as it's vegan, anyway. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume these shops all have the Vegan logo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That they are 100% vegan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | By Gary! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Roger, tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're shops, they sell a bit of everything |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're not vegan shops |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a Hard Line Absolutist, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I know we had to refuse donations |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | from non vegans and from welfarist traitors |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But it's Animal Rights we're talking about! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Remember the moral baseline! One of my admin's daughter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | was caught talking to someone |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...someone who rides horses! Not vegan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not vegan! What am I going to tell Yourofsky? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Welfarist scum! Not vegan! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | By Gary, the dinner will be plant based |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Plant based! Why not "compassionate" while you're at it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Already we banned half of the guest list... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Compromised Vegan Society and Peter Singer fans |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The worst animal abusers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Their fact based approach is absurd |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | almost as bad as One Step for the Animals |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or Animals Australia type garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Veganism is the moral baseline and anybody who disagrees is a welfarist animal abuser. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nobdy ever learnt to walk through baby steps! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I hate reforms and listening to others |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | As long as we are morally pure and vegan and absolutist |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The World Is Vegan! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The World is Vegan if you want it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If you want it. Like I want it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Being vegan provides us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with the peace of knowing that we are no longer participants |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | in the hideous violence that is animal exploitation. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And this is why, you see |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is why I had to ban my own friend |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for she used a non-vegan toothpaste |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I was banned for wearing silk |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lucky I still have Grumpy Old Vegans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and a bunch of vocal adepts on Facebook. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My dear friends |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The time has come |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's go and attack vegetarians for their lack of respect |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | let's scream at them... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Got nonviolence? Go vegan." |
