| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lord Ulric, we have some bad news for you, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Several tragedies have befallen your House. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Duke Maximilian was beaten to a pulp here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your son Cayden was attacked here, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And House Barlowe demand to take you to court. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do not waste my time with jokes. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All this nonsense about court and violence. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 |
Lord Ulric, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid it is true. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It all happened very fast, Sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following guards will stay: Amsel, Dredros, and Alder. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What have you been playing at?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You sit on your arses all day! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You stand next to me all the time, when nothing's happening! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But when there's a problem, you're nowhere to be seen! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What am I paying you for?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have a wedding in less than a fortnight! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My own cousin, getting married to a Fuchs! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With a battered face, for Fuchs sake! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 |
We've been busy, Lord Ulric! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is not good enough! Get your act together! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lord Ulric, it's not our fault! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who's fault is it, then?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't want to hear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What am I meant to do about these Barlowes? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Ulric did this, Ulric did that, Ulric slapped her." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now I have to go to court, because you aren't doing your jobs! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What about Nerys and Alistair Coen?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I suppose you've found a way to ruin that too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As if I don't have enough bloody problems! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All these "Vilet Gard" pictures cropping up all over the city! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have a war to fight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now I have two smacked-up relatives, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And a lawsuit? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't believe this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And somebody's been spreading rumours that I'm shaving my moustache! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if I'd shave this glorious work of art! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Hadrian's been hitting me with his cane again! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're meant to stop that from happening! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should sack you all now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Nerys, he doesn't mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What are we going to do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All quiet for months, then this! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My son... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My only heir, destined to have a moustache as fine as mine. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You let him get beaten up in the middle of the city. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because you've been "Busy". |
| 03:53 - 03:56 |
I need a drink. |
