| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you all know, the Grand Final in our cash league was this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our Supercoach team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | went in looking strong |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But our opponent put the VC on Pendlebury who scored 155 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Many of our premos had off nights, making the score tighter then expected |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He was forced to start Amon, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tarrant, and Menzel to avoid donuts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mate |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Amon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Karl Amon scored 133, Tarrant 127 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Menzel debuted with a 119 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any bogans with Sloane, Rockliff, or Cripps in their team, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's just typical bloody Supercoach! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All that planning for bugger all! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Sloane will get hurt again," you said! "Rocky isn't all the way back" you told me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Because of you drongos we're not even in the top 40% this week! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I swear to Gary... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Amon sits out for 6 weeks and comes back to score 133!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What was he doing, hanging out with Stephen Dank?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dusty scores 51, and a goddamned 40 for Yeo! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we all thought Yeo would score well in his new position... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | New position! What new position? He's playing defense like he always has! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He was starting in the mids, he looked like a bargain... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Squandering a precious trade on two matches and rumors?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We only get 30 you know?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Once, just one damn time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'd like to win my cash league... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But every year it's the same damn story isn't it, mates? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every year you talk me out of going with my instincts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Start with Jack Steele you said, he'll play any week now - and he doesn't debut until round 12! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had Patrick Cripps and Adam Saad in my bloody team. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead I listened to you and your stupid advice. You told me to start with Jack Redpath! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't even get me started on the Little Master |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My gut told me he wasn't ready, but you were so sure they would never risk him if he wasn't 100% |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Out after two weeks, and a trade wasted |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bugger |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All the casuals are laughing at us, mates. We're not even close to the top 10,000. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Let alone the top 100...It's humiliating |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We're losing to schoolchildren because they know how to use the internet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They research strategy and plan their seasons |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We didn't even have a plan to navigate the bye rounds! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, there's one more week left. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should never have asked r/FantasyAFL for advice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's only one way we can save next season from being a total disaster: |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Supercoach Talk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | SupercoachTalk.com |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to read the articles and get my team rated. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we'll see who's laughing. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I bloody hate Supercoach.... |
