| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the stages for this weeks USPSA match |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are straight forward. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 6 total stages |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have minimized 180 traps and unsafe shooting position. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In an attempt to minimize the amount of DQ's. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stages look good, but... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it is impossible to minimize DQ's. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Coker.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, we have gotten dozens of complaints from shooters. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are tired of getting DQ'd. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If I have DQ'd you at Cactus, or at USPSA match, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These fools are unsafe! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And don't know the rules! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Breaking the 180 constantly and AD'ing during reloads! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These D class losers have no right to complain |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am a Master Class shooter. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This sport and the rules are my LIFE! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need to show them that when I have the clock... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... I have the POWER! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Coker, the shooters are out here to have fun. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I say FUCK FUN! Fun is for pussies. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Coker, this is just a club match. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That mentality is why you are still B class. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I AM IN IT TO WIN! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every match must be treated like a Major match |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like an Area match, Nationals, or the World Shoot! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not some fucking weekend plinking picnic. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have paid tens of thousands of dollars for Open guns, and backup guns |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Dillon 650's and 1050's equipped with bullet feeders and case feeders |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have filled my garage with a stockpile of components |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have spent more money on cleats than you could fucking imagine! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This sport isn't a game to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It is a way of life. It is why I wake up in the morning. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is what gives me purpose. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And watching you shoot... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | in unsafe directions or move with your finger on the fucking trigger.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...it make me sick to my fucking stomach. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I will not allow it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When I have the clock, it is MY RANGE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the rule book is my Holy Fucking Grail! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It is ok. We will squad together. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have had the privilege to squad with all of you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and witness some of the best shooting I have ever seen. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Those days are over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am going to the NROI class next weekend. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My Range Officers status will be official and I will stop at nothing to enforce the rules to their maximum extent. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If any of you so much as look at me while I am on the clock... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ....your match will end. |
