| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Prime Minister, I have some bad news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One of your muzzled scientists recorded a song: Harperman. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's a song about you. It makes fun of you. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You might not want to hear it. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It calls for your resignation and says you have to go, go, go. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He thinks he is Taylor Swift or something. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It will be forgotten faster than Milli Vanilli. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furious one... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's all over the internet. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Particularly on Twitter. And Facebook. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Stephen Lautens has it. It's going viral. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lautens has many followers. Find them all and arrest them. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Lautens? That media hack? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He isn't fit to polish Kory Teneycke's turds! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I bet that gin sucking Canadian Cynic has it too? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And that nasty woman PatRiotchick! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Women are the worst! The worst! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why did they get the vote? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They should be in the kitchen making sandwiches! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or changing diapers! MacKay had the right idea! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, women are actually intelligent. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know that Jason, but what would you know about women? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furious one, I have a blow up doll. She's cute. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Be quiet, you simpering little worm. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You will never be the Prime Minister so just stop! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So can one of you idiots more about this "song" ?? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This project that a muzzled scientist would risk his job for? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What happened to people being afraid of me? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spent ten years cultivating an image of intimidation. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now some bird expert is going to undo it? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will not be taken down by a group of folk singers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Unitarian Church or not, I'll take them out! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All of them. Get the gag orders and pink slips. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Say goodbye to your pension, Mister Science Boy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now this abomination has gone viral? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This song to destroy my legacy? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spent years pretending to like people! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I hugged Justin and Tom after the shooting.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I even wore sweater vests! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the hell was it all for? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pretending to be human... and for what? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we all know he's not human. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's not happening. Where is my closet? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get me my damned closet. Right away! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Ray. I need Ray. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I might as well tell you now. We are in love. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Try not to look so shocked, you idiot. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're not that good of an actor. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well he did live above your garage... |
