00:00 - 00:03 | Today Border Force will announce Operation Racist Derpitude |
00:04 - 00:05 | to round up people who we don't think belong in Australia |
00:05 - 00:07 | we will enter Melbourne |
00:08 - 00:12 | and take the steps of Flinders St Station |
00:12 - 00:15 | to support the racist ranters on public transport |
00:17 - 00:19 | And there'll be great adulation |
00:19 - 00:21 | for this racist derpity? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer ... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Tony, there are |
00:31 - 00:33 | There is electronic graffiti and the rabble are gathering |
00:34 - 00:36 | No Nuremburg-style Rally |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Quaedvlieg, Dutton, Christensen and Morrison |
01:13 - 01:15 | $10 million on uniforms! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We spent fucking $10 million on uniforms! |
01:18 - 01:23 | This rabble in Melbourne, with their bullying of Reclaim Australia |
01:25 - 01:28 | Why do they not love those uniforms as I do? |
01:29 - 01:31 | And all these jokes about me on the twitter |
01:31 - 01:34 | I will show them that Border Force is greater than the SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | Deport them all! Round them up and send them to Nauru |
01:37 - 01:40 | Shut down the internet! Transfield could do this! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Transfield are having problems of their own |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care. No more jokes about me on the ABC! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we cannot deport everyone |
01:48 - 01:52 | We can't even do a press conference in latte-sipping Melbourne |
01:53 - 01:54 | These anti-racists ... |
01:56 - 01:57 | who don't love Britain and its King. |
01:57 - 02:00 | What was this country before 1788 but bush? |
02:00 - 02:03 | We brought barbed wire fences, a penal colony, coal! |
02:04 - 02:08 | But they persist with their lifestyle choices |
02:08 - 02:13 | and make jokes about my living in the police dormitory |
02:14 - 02:16 | Do they not understand that |
02:17 - 02:21 | I was the heir to the great man himself! B.A Santamaria!!. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Shit happens to other people. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But not to me. Not to the Captain. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I am the Captain of Team Australia |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fortitude. |
02:43 - 02:47 | For the love of King and Country, more English than England |
02:48 - 02:53 | You bet you are. You bet I am. You bet I am. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Even Morrison is stalking me with 6% support in the polls |
02:56 - 02:59 | Rupert is backing Morrison with only 6% support in the polls! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why did I listen to that blithering idiot Bolt! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Rupert's too crazy to sack Bolt |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we could have some more flags |
03:19 - 03:23 | Western civilisation came to this country in 1788 |
03:25 - 03:27 | and Im proud of that |
03:31 - 03:33 | as an English migrant. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and its not necessarily |
03:46 - 03:49 | everyones place to come to Australia. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Add twenty more flags |