| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we see after recent market fluctuations, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the price of Bitcoin has now recovered. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Market normality has returned. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Investors are flooding back into the market |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | taking Bitcoin and other alts to new all-time-highs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Awesome. I was at the lambo dealership yesterday. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I think I'm gonna go with a yellow Murciélago. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner lost his nerve and didn't HODL. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All our crypto got sold at the bottom of the market. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone holding Doge, MoonCoin or Bytecoin, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HODL, you fucking cock smokers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The market always goes back up! Always! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I held LiteCoin for three fucking months! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you sell it just before it finally does something! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | As soon as a whale moves its tail you shit your fucking pants. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck am I going to do now? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Buy back into fucking Digibyte? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Digibyte is a promising altcoin. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Digibyte is a fucking shitcoin! But now I don't even have shitcoins! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They have some good news coming up. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You've left me with fucking fiat toilet paper! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For fuck's sake! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How hard is it to fucking understand |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you never sell in a crash, that's what the whales want! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They wipe their arse with 200 bitcoins as they shit on our heads. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You have to buy the fucking dips and lower your averages! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or even get the fuck away from Poloniex and get out in the sunshine you sad fucks. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now I have to watch everyone else get rich on Stratis, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | especially that smug, twinkle-eyed knob jockey, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now we have to chase prices. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And buy back in and lose more money. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All because of your pansy fears. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll have to start mining. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And spend even more money on shit GPUs with poor hashrates, hoping to mine fucking DogeCoin! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Seriously, how the fuck is that thing still around? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have an ICO for a Hitler Coin. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How the fuck else will we get the money back? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Buy some fucking PepeCash? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have some Rare Pepe Memes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe crytpos aren't for me after all... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's a brutal game at the best of times. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've been margin trading in secret. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can ride the next pump on Ripple? It must have some life left in it, surely? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Jesus Christ, what have we become? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just fucking HODL. |
