Hitler misses out on Lockn
957 views • 8/23/2015
Hitler finds out a wedding interferes with Lockn
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, Lockn is just a few weeks away |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will be at Lockn Farm in Arrington Virginia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They added more stages here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can still go there are tickets available |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It hasn't sold out yet. It's a killer line up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When is that wedding my wife RSVP'd to? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's at the end of the month right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... The wedding is on Lockn' weekend |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | September 10th to the 13th |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's a destination wedding. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She already booked it, Sandals has a no refund policy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is friends with my wife please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the Fuck has a wedding on Lockn weekend? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The have it the same time every year!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's not like this was new news |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I got to get dragged to touristy Bermuda? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | at a crappy all inclusive? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Forced to hang out with people I don't like |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Doing the Electric Slide while my friends are getting spun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I fucking hate the Electric Slide! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They don't still do the Electric Slide do they? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | White people love the Electric Slide at weddings, it never goes away |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhuer, tell your wife you can't go |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you seriously telling me to tell my wife I can't go to a wedding she RSVP'd to? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you even married?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I couldn't get out of it if I was bleeding from my eyes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She'd tell me to man up and wear sunglasses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't believe I'm going to miss Jefferson Airplanes 50th Anniversary |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mad Dogs and the Englishmen Joe Cocker tribute? You know Chris Robinson will sing With a Little Help from My Friends |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Billy and the Kids with John Popper, do you realize he's probably going to sit in for Operator?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Phil Lesh with Chris Robinson Brotherhood |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Widespread with Jimmy Cliff sitting in... Gov't Mule!??! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Well at least all of the core four won't be there. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I got to go to Chicago, It was the last time the core four would be on stage |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least I have that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was at the last shows.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But Phil Lesh with Warren, Barry, Rob, John and Santana!?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The String Cheese Incident teaming up with the Doobie Brothers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tedechi Trucks Band, Little Feat, Strangefolk |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why are people so selfish?!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am missing Robert plant Twice!! I wanted to get blazed on a hammock and listen to Slightly Stoopid |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok I hear Sandals is a beautiful resort |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll just have to go to that corporate resort and eat shitty food |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I can score some shrooms from the staff |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Definitely some bud |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just won't go on Instagram |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They announced Bobby and Mickey didn't they? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I may file for divorce tomorrow |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm buying tickets tomorrow. Fuck that wedding. |
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